Chips

Description

Chips

Chips: Served with all main meals and also available to order half and half with rice/salad. Flavoured with savoury seasoning.

Chip Jokes

1. Potatoes make french fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables are not even trying.

2. I went to McDonalds and ordered one large french fry. But they gave me like a hundred little ones?!?!

3. I tried my wife’s essential oils for the first time today. Worst chips I’ve ever had!

4. A guy says to a librarian “I’d like a Big Mac, French Fries and a Coke”. The librarian says “I’m sorry sir but this is a library”. The guy says *whispering* “Oh, sorry, I’d like a Big Mac, French Fries and a Coke”

5. My Doctor told me “Don’t eat anything fatty”. I said “like cheeseburgers and french fries?” He Said “No Fatty. Don’t eat anything.”

6. Teacher was teaching math to 5 yr old John. Teacher: What is 5 – 5? John: *Keeps Quiet* Teacher: If you have 5 burgers and I take 5 burgers from you, what will you be left with? John: French Fries.

7. Late to bed and late to rise . . .Makes a man who will serve french fries.